swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

killbenedictcumberbatch:

white girls getting told they cant say nigga

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

You nasty homos say eat my ass almost every day I’m not surprised someone took it the wrong way

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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spork:

It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…


47 pounds of ecstasy

47 pounds of ecstasy

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