iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

westbor0baptistchurch:

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch

kingorb:

*starts a group sext*

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

nicki is so beautiful i want her to beat me just like she did to dameka at the slumber party when she was 11

shutdowning:

me:

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you:

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infiinite3scape:

Just saw my cat fall off the coffee table for no apparent reason. This is why we got a pet.